Emily-Young

Atem's Bad Luck by LittleGah Gah: Oooh, what's this shiny button do? Atem: Wait! Gah, don't press that! Gah: *presses button and a huge cobra-type duel monster appeared!* Say something, Atem? Atem: *slaps hand on forehead* Oh, never mind, I'll get rid of this beast myself. So, Gah, where are the capsule monsters I lent you? Gah: Heh heh heh. Funny you should mention that. Well, you see, we were playing poker the other night and.... Atem:...Poker?!!! Gah: Yeah, so anyway, we were playing poker last night, and one of the duel monsters started a fight because he lost, and destroyed the other capsule monsters. Atem: Oh, no. Gah: Oh, yes

Father and Son A hedgehog was talking on the phone with his girlfriend. Hedgehog : Wha-What?! What do you mean we can't go out anymore?! FINE! This hedgehog's name was Jason. His girlfriend had just broken up with him. Jason : I can't believe she'd wanna leave ME for some biker gang leader! I mean, I gave her everything she could possibly need! I was kind to her, I pulled out her chair for her. ....WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!!! *Sigh* *Goes to bed crying a bit* The next morning he get's a big surprise. Jason : *Yawns and looks down* *Gasps* Wha-What the? Little Hedgehog : *Yawns too* Hello. Jason : Well, uh...Hi! What are you doing in